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Single Copper Loom Seeks Lifelong Companion

little guy vday

My friends call me “Little Guy” and I am a copper loom looking for my lifelong companion this Valentine’s Day.

I am strong (made of copper and aluminum, baby!) and considered handsome by most. I’m fairly short, only 18″ when totally stretched out… but don’t get me wrong, that doesn’t mean I can’t make a 24″ long piece.

Some people say I create a lot of tension, but in the weaving world, tension is a wonderful thing. All you have to do is warp me up, maybe while drinking a nice glass of Merlot, and turn, turn, turn my wing-nuts until I’m all tightened up. You know what happens next, ladies… you can weave on me ALL night long!

When I got my nickname 17 years ago, I was the littlest Mirrix, but sweetie I’ve grown up and I’m ready for some commitment. I come from the very prestigious Mirrix line, so you know you’re getting a quality loom.

In the spirit of transparency, I have a young daughter. We call her Mini and she’s a real sweetie (and portable, too). If you’d like, she could live with us too.

No more inferior looms in your life, hunny, so throw away that flimsy bead or tapestry loom you’ve been flirting with and give me a forever home. Why haven’t you met your soul mate yet? Because you haven’t met me.

You can purchase your very own Little Guy Loom this Valentine’s Day (or any day) on the Mirrix Looms website here: http://www.mirrixlooms.com/store/12-little-guy-loom-with-shedding-device/

 

 

3 Responses to Single Copper Loom Seeks Lifelong Companion

  1. Zeus Loom - Reply

    February 14, 2014 at 3:03 pm

    Ha! 24 inches? Try 46 inches! You want a piece of me ladies? I can be found here: http://www.mirrixlooms.com/store/38-zeus-loom/.

  2. Joni Loom - Reply

    February 14, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Boys, boys, let’s be civil here!

  3. Talia - Reply

    February 14, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single little guy loom in possession of a good shedding device, must be in want of a weaver.

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